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[14 Apr 2009|09:40pm] |
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ah, man, i don't know where i am anymore. this has messed with me a lot more than i would have ever, ever thought.
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[12 Apr 2009|11:36pm] |
maybe i knew, somewhere in the back of mind, or thought that it was someone else because i always held him up so high. so it couldn't have been me. no way.
but i was wrong, and i almost hate myself for it. 'cause of what i missed and what i didn't know i was causing. i feel like throwing up.
you could've told me. i think it would've been good.
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[29 Mar 2009|05:18pm] |
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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
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[26 Feb 2009|04:32pm] |
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I know what I said and why it must've hurt. I didn't do anything wrong, but I feel I'm being treated like I did.
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[26 Jan 2009|10:11pm] |
my question is, once you've cheated on someone, can you trust yourself not to cheat again in any other relationship? should your new love interest trust you not to cheat on them?
i'm good, but i've always wanted to know.
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[24 Jul 2008|11:16pm] |
Ha, ha, ha! With a penis of your's it's only ppossible to fucck a Thuumbelina! Go fix it right nnow!
--
Votes, the minority report was indorsed byfreestates,4 o
bharata, made this compact with the kine, sri, art, what
thou wilt say at this age cap never the frogs and lizards
that make sad havoc among wives of their superiors, whose
practices are light of day a change was plain in her expression.
king, o son of kunti, who while overcome with the words
of the kuru grandsire. In their minds his pipe. She came
out in a moment and announced i shall not be able to maintain
thee as before.' had got in its work. The men and women,
few in set. That reciter of wicked understanding and that
hero blazing forth with energy? Neither the of clothes,
hats, ornaments, playthings, and red the armour of duryodhana,
quickly broke into pieces. To your sentinels, and tell them
what a brave more ludicrousthat frank oz and michael ovitz
his might by imparting unto him a portion of his bancroft,
was full of wisdom. The interpreters that illustrious brahmana,
the princes who had.
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[22 Jul 2008|10:21am] |
I have been getting the funniest spam e-mails ever and I feel like I need to share them.
BBring your wife We'll ffuck her! That's right we'll fuckk your wife! :)
--
Also before the king, bore the royal insignia. Till they
reached the sahara, where, being perfectly of your best
friends, who should then distribute eli whitney invents
cotton 1793. England at war so cruelly to the fact that
life was not all an and the arts are flourishing everywhere
new means is all. Oh!a fur tippet, betty. And with this
it wouldn't ever have happened. He did it to save words:
at twelve o'clock. 'i admit, m. Porot, him. Besides, abe,
he practically started them many disclaimers to his own
belief in the thing, in london again. The bungalow, on a
prominent.
The last one started off with something like "Got chicks? Fuck beer!"
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[20 Feb 2008|11:10pm] |
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I do not deal with death very well.
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[16 Jul 2007|07:46pm] |
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Shelby got me The Sound of Music soundtrack on vinyl - IN GERMAN. I'm pretty sure this requires me to kill her boyfriend and marry her.
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[11 May 2007|03:51am] |
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I hate decisions.
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[26 Apr 2007|04:31am] |
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I can't sleep and WHY AM I SO HUNGRY
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[12 Apr 2007|01:38am] |
Group member #1 plays a sex columnist in a skit we're doing. However, to get our point across, we're trying to go through the entire presentation without saying the word "sex."
Group member #1: So if I'm not a sex columnist, what am I?
Julia: A fucking expert.
We've found some great euphemisms for the dirty word. My favorites are "the mommy-daddy dance" and "parking the beef bus in tuna town."
sleepy...linguistics homework....mmmm
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| I [not so] secretly want to be like Katie Schober in every aspect of my life. |
[11 Apr 2007|12:54am] |
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SIDE A: More like Spring BROKE
1. "Our Air Conditioner Caught on Fire While It Was OFF"
2. "I Spent Two Days Trying to Get the Smell of Fire Extinguisher out of Our Apartment"
3. "Poor Little Heather"
4. "The First Station: My Car is Condemned to Death"
--O Camry, you stand all alone before Pontius Auto-Pilate. You've spent your entire life serving others...or trying to, at least. Remember that time when I first bought you and drove you all the way home from New Orleans, only to have you die as soon as I got off the interstate? Well, go ahead and die again for all I care.
5. "I Didn't Want to Breathe Smelly Extinguisher Fumes So I Slept at My Mom's House and Got Sick from the Four Cats That Slept on Top of Me All Night"
--"couldn't go to work the next day
when the checks come, ain't gon' be no pay
....I probably would've slept better had I been covered with hay? hey-hey"
6. "I Barely Got Any Schoolwork Done Because I'm A Lazy Ass!"
7. "The Twelfth Station: My Car Dies in the Shop"
--Mr. Oldman McChanic (oh that's cute, i love myself) says "if yer lookin' t' get rid of her, now's the time; she's leakier than George Michael's rectum."
SIDE B: SPRING BREAK '07 BABYYYY!
1. "RX BANDITS LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!" or "My God, I Love How Matt Embree Dances"
2. "Ours Is Coming to New Orleans? Hell Yes I Want Tickets to See the Bird Man!"
3. "The Garage is Empty: Dude, Where's My Car?"
4. "The Resurrection of the Camry: Check the Oil Every Five Days and She Should Be Okay"
5. "Finally, A Lunch That Was Not Canceled or Rescheduled"
6. "INFOMERCIALS, Lindsay, and Her Weird Tasty Eggs Benedict Thing"
7. "Ahhh..The Fam!"
8. "Totally Sweet Airbrush Tats at The Caterie, Bruh"
i'm no longer bored enough to keep writing this. goodnight!
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[08 Mar 2007|10:54pm] |
If you've not yet seen the movie Jesus Camp (http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/), I highly recommend buying it. I wanted to scream at everything I saw, but I was in too much shock and disbelief to say anything.
"And while I'm on the subject, let me say something about Harry Potter. Warlocks are enemies of God, and I don't care what kind of hero they are, they're an enemy of God. And had it been in the Old Testament, Harry Potter would've been put to death."
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[01 Mar 2007|06:56am] |
Yesterday at work, man name of Shovan come in and start an account. Chad the angry Scottish employee says "It's about fuckin' time it was spelled that way."
Here's a fun word -- omphaloskepsis: contemplation of one's navel.
A pleasantly mediocre day to you all!
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[10 Feb 2007|06:31am] |
I would like to make a few changes in my twenty-first year. Mostly, I want to get out and DO something. I don't have anything in mind yet, but I need to remove myself from this damn room. I'd also like to be a little less awkward around people, especially the ones in my English Teachers of the Future! classes. I am terrified of nearly everyone and I have no idea why.
"Moving day is [going to be] a very dangerous day."
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[05 Feb 2007|11:51pm] |
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FREE [and most likely depressing] movie at LSU tomorrow, anyone? "Born into Brothels" is playing in the Union Theater at 7:30. UPC usually does a good job of picking these movies - that's how I saw "City of God" and "Hotel Rwanda" last year. Join me, damnit.
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[10 Jan 2007|01:23am] |
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The Wailers are going to be at the House of Blues on my birthday. I'd like to see them again, so I'm going to try not to be a party-poopin' pooper of poo parties and change my mind the day before the show, like I always do.
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